JJs 5, Tapouts 1
Listless bats doomed the Tapouts as JJ's took a crucial Division V contest on a sweltering night at Wavering Park.
The Tapouts were as cold at the plate as a Don O'Brien glare at Matt Sprague when Sprague routinely blew deadline. For all you newbies out there, Sprague was a Herald Whig sports writer and was the Demons MUP (Most Unvaluable Player) a few years ago, but even his bat would have been better than anything the Tapouts did Thursday.
DOB was a no-show due to some lame excuse of going on a vacation with his family to South Dakota. Maybe he'll bring back a bat that works.
The Tapouts scored a run in the top of the first and threatened several times but couldn't get the key two-out hits. JJs dinked and dunked off of Jazzy Jeff and are now tied with the Tapouts for first place with a 7-2 record.
On the bright side, Hitman managed to get through the entire game playing second base and not having to be carried off on a stretcher and put in traction. Tomorrow morning might be different.
The Tapouts hope to get the bats going next Thursday at 6 p.m. at Upper Moorman against Entrup Drywall.
The Tapouts were as cold at the plate as a Don O'Brien glare at Matt Sprague when Sprague routinely blew deadline. For all you newbies out there, Sprague was a Herald Whig sports writer and was the Demons MUP (Most Unvaluable Player) a few years ago, but even his bat would have been better than anything the Tapouts did Thursday.
DOB was a no-show due to some lame excuse of going on a vacation with his family to South Dakota. Maybe he'll bring back a bat that works.
The Tapouts scored a run in the top of the first and threatened several times but couldn't get the key two-out hits. JJs dinked and dunked off of Jazzy Jeff and are now tied with the Tapouts for first place with a 7-2 record.
On the bright side, Hitman managed to get through the entire game playing second base and not having to be carried off on a stretcher and put in traction. Tomorrow morning might be different.
The Tapouts hope to get the bats going next Thursday at 6 p.m. at Upper Moorman against Entrup Drywall.
posted by Rodney Hart at 10:22 PM
3 Comments:
You failed to mention that the Tap Outs are now 1-2 without DOB in the lineup this season. They're undefeated with him!
DOB Who?
Easy to see those cold glares from the cheap seats, is it? Jesus. What is it with you fucking people back there?
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