The season's coming!

Just think, in less than two months (give or take a week), we'll be back to dominating the other sad saps in Division V. Word is, the number of teams may be down this year because of their fear of the mighty Demons!!

The Weamster, after years of procrastination (or waiting for you dopes not smart enough to know what procrastination means), has finally asked for new unis. In my third year with the Demons, I'll finally be like all of the other cool kids with uniform top. I told the Weamster we need a new logo, but he thought that would be too difficult. What a wuss.

Word is that two former Demons will be back, Murph and King Carl are threatening returns to the diamond. Murph missed the 2006 season because of a severe case of soccer pussitis. Grape Ape was out of the loop after drinking to much Miller product and falling down on the job.

The best news is that Ed will NOT be back. We'll have to listen to someone else whine. My early vote for Whiner of the Year goes to the Weamster, who will complain after we demand the better Weimelt, Kriss Kross, takes the hill for us.

Anyway, keep practicing those 12-ounce curls. The season will be here before we know it.